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yo one time we filled a pinata with bagels and brought it to a birthday party and no one laughed when it broke open and the first bagel fell out like it was dead silent\
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Hello, my name is Michael "raccoon rape pit " Umling
im 18, single, and straight
First things first, let me tell you im a pothead,and im a complete nerd through and through, but im the coolest nerd i know. I'm really relaxed and chill, im kinda childish, but im still one awesome motherfucker. I like to be the life of the party. I am currently training to become a pokemon master. Im a cancer, born on the 4th of July. I love music, both hearing it and playing it. Im true to my friends and love pirates. Videos games are the shit. Im trying to find that one special lady out there for me, but no luck yet.
Theres my name, personality, and a little about me, what more do you need to know?
Feel free to ask.
im 18, single, and straight
First things first, let me tell you im a pothead,and im a complete nerd through and through, but im the coolest nerd i know. I'm really relaxed and chill, im kinda childish, but im still one awesome motherfucker. I like to be the life of the party. I am currently training to become a pokemon master. Im a cancer, born on the 4th of July. I love music, both hearing it and playing it. Im true to my friends and love pirates. Videos games are the shit. Im trying to find that one special lady out there for me, but no luck yet.
Theres my name, personality, and a little about me, what more do you need to know?
Feel free to ask.
